I roll my eyes at his gospel according to Saint Doctor. I still don't believe in God but at least for once nature has done it right. I don't know how screwed up I am and I wouldn't want to be responsible for a child's life for anything in the world.

'' Well there are not a thousand ways to say it. You are pregnant. And I strongly advise you to keep this baby because you may not get another chance.

I laugh so hard I'm sure it makes me sound like a lunatic. I try to review in my head when I could have made this stupid mistake that...