Dana scowled. "My superpowers don't include night vision, I'm afraid, and I hate having this much free time." She picked up the remote to the TV and started looking through the channels while simultaneously surfing on her phone.

"Ah, that's because you're a millennial." Lily altered her vocal cords, and the voice of an old woman came out of her mouth. "Back in my day, we only got free time for thirty minutes a year, and even then we had to climb up a hill through broken glass to get it. And let me tell you what—"

Dana threw one of her pillows at Lily, hitting the succubus square in...