If he slipped on the spoon, he couldn't avoid the fork and I hit his head.

"Natalia! Is there something wrong with what I said? Olot really only likes the beautiful and naked!"

"You know, I think you just ordered that monkey to mess with me," I accused him.

"You're really thinking, Nat! Let's just eat because I still have a walk, eh."

"And where are you going? Maybe when I come home later, you will bring another animal to the house."

Only then did I realize that the words I used earlier were wrong when the man smiled. It used to be like I was an aggrieved husband.

"I'm...