I started making a plot when Jake's name came up. He apologized because his cellphone was suddenly DEAD. He told me that his cellphone's battery is dead but he can't buy it yet because he just bought a laptop.

"Call?" I asked him.

"Later, Nat. My brother is still here, eh."

"Okay," I answered.

"Because he's naughty."

"Why? Is your brother 5 years old?"

"He's 18 but he's lying," explained the man.

"Saboteur?"

"SUMBUNGERO," and it was actually typed in capslock as if he made me look like my eyes are broken or I'm really old.

"Just be patient with your chatmate who is quite old," I said as if...