After chatting with Emmy, I couldn't go home with all this stuff in my head. I decided to contact one of our friends, Delphine. She's a young bride. I have known her for a few years.

She, Emmy and I see each other from time to time so tonight I contacted her to have a drink with her after work. When I arrived at the snack bar Delphine was already there. She gets up to kiss me.

Me: Hi sweetie!

Delphine: Hi Ashley. .. Hmm it's been a while you're very pretty.

Me: Are you kidding or do I look like a peasant next to you. Your tailor is breathtaking....