#Chapter179

Freshman year down

Oliver

We finished our freshman term in college. What did you learn, boys and girls? Well, we learned the psycho twins’ birth parents need a foot up their ass for being assholes. Grammy Maggie wields a mean frying pan which Don Wilson can attest to that fact. Tim Wilson has a permanent residence in a hospital. I fell for a Wilson boy and gave up my bookie ways.

We had lost Grandpa Nash and Uncle Nixon but didn’t lose their life lessons. Our house burned down, but the insurance company was rebuilding it. Grayson does stupid shit that involves the police and lands us in the...