#Chapter58

Matt’s a dumbass

Markus

After taking several showers and tossing my clothes into the trash, I dressed and went downstairs. Nate and Elias were sitting on the couch, talking.

“Okay, who’s the dumbass that fed your family terrible food, giving them food poisoning?” I asked yin and yang.

“Dad,” they said.

I shook my head. Matt is a dumbass. What the hell is wrong with him? You don’t eat food from a random truck. That’s what happens when you don’t watch tv and read all the damn time.

Kayden and Jayden burst through the door and stopped. I squinted my eyes and turned my head at my boys.

“Oh,...