#Chapter175

Your cousins have nothing on my cousins

Oliver

Most people have relatives who cause them grief. I have relatives who throw you under the bus and get you arrested. You would think stripes or orange would look good on us. Neither one does.

Why? It started with a piece of fruit, a stallion, and the football team. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Where did we find a horse? Did I mention we’re sitting in a jail cell as our fathers stood on the other side? Now imagine all the cousins sitting in the jail cell. Yeah, we were all sitting on a bench together.

“Walk us through how...