I opened up the package. It was the kind of silk cloth cover thong that slipped over the shaft and held in place with only strings.

Holding it up by the tip, it was probably 10 inches long.

He fits in this thing? And it will be tight?

Oh my god.

Is that the attraction?

I dropped the thong like it was radioactive. It seemed so dirty. All these girls want one thing.

And... he must give it to them.

I need to find that iPad.

In the closet I tore apart all the clothes. Nothing. On the shelves, nothing.

When I pulled out one of the drawers in the...