Mom goes wild over son's porn videos.

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I don't get it. He only dates older women who look twice his age.

They all have the same look - tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, large breasts, pretty, actually very pretty but a little slutty.

He doesn't have a car. His dates come to the house to pick him up. Some come into the house to be introduced to me. Just like in high school.

He and his dates always dodge my questions and are always in a hurry to depart.

After they leave, I peak out the windows. His dates almost always let him drive and draped all over him...