I lost it. I came. My world twirled around and around. The rage of warmth totally consuming me. I couldn't see straight.

'Oh Derrick, oh Derrick,' I said.

I closed my eyes to enjoy my orgasm. Love it.

'Mom?'

What? Who said that?

'Mom?'

I opened my eyes. There was Derrick.

I quickly pulled the sheets over my naked body.

Oh god, oh god. What did he see? What did he hear?'

What is he doing here? He should be held captive by some evil forces.

I quickly killed the AirPlay. I hid the iPad.

'Hi honey. Tell me about your date tonight. Was Janie a lot fun?'

That sounded...