Pierce was giving himself a pep talk as he waited for Arianna to join him. According to his watch, she was five minutes late and wondered if she changed her mind.

"I'm so sorry I'm late, Pierce. I was handling a situation," Arianna quickly apologized.

"Situation? Care to expound?"

"It was a petty disagreement between two members and whose teacup dog was cuter."

"And what did you say?"

"It was a choice between a Teacup Pomeranian and a Teacup Chihuahua. I simply told them that I was a cat person and couldn't decide."

"Smart girl. Do you have a cat?"

"I do. His name is Legs."

"What kind of name...