"Fake my death?" Alfred sputtered, "There are so many things that could go wrong with that."

"We'll plan everything out before Evelyn and Ariel get back." I assured him, "Everything will be planned out."

"First thing." Doris began, turning her honey eyes to Sidney. "We're going to need your help directly. Evelyn and Ariel can't see his body because there won't be one. She thinks you're clueless, so play the part."

We spent the next hour forming a plan. It wasn't foolproof, and there were plenty of things that could go wrong. Evelyn or Ariel could walk in on what was happening, they could catch us in the hallway heading...