I sat comfortably on my plush sofa, engrossed in my favourite book, "The Notebook" by Nicholas Sparks. Suddenly, Eugene burst into my door. His face looked flushed and reddened, his eyes welling up in tears.

I had never seen my bestfriend look like this, "Eugene, what is the matter with you?" I asked.

Eugene fought the tears that was about to fall as he sat next to me. "Scarlet broke up with me." He said,

"Wait, what? Why would she do that?" I asked, astonished.

"She told me she felt overwhelmed by my constant demand for s*x and that she couldn't continue anymore." Eugene said, the withheld tears finally trickling...