Not quite two hours into their blowbang, Jess texted that she and Kat were en route home.

"That's early!" I said. Not that I minded.

"We got them all off once and took care of the rest who could get it up again," she wrote. "They were done. We were willing to keep going!"

"Such good little whores," I said and added a smiley face.

I let Madeline know that we would be ready for dinner in thirty minutes. I also asked her to bring me Plan-B. With her usual poise, she didn't even bat an eye. It occurred to me that having someone like Madeline available full-time could be...