I was feeling playful, floating on the natural high of returning home and having missed these two women so terribly. It hadn't dawned on me how much I missed them until I returned. Vegas would have been so much more fun if they had been with me.

"I'll sum the night up for you in two words," Jess said.

"Double penetration," Kat interrupted and finished Jess's sentence for her.

"Hey!" Jess said. The girls giggled.

"You two are stoned!" I said, the realization hitting me.

"Here," Kat said, passing me a gummy. "Eat this. You'll be super mellow by the time we get home."

"That sounds like a really fun...