"What do you wanna do today?" Josh looked at his friend, David. "I'm bored. I'm tired of just hangin' around the house, but it's too hot to do anything else."

"I figured we'd go downtown," said David.

"Downtown? I don't wanna go downtown," said Josh. "It's too hot and hotter there with all those people and all those tall, granite buildings and no shade."

"Precisely why we should go?"

"Why in the Hell would you want to roast in the concrete jungle downtown, when we could go to the beach and, at least, jump in the water, when we got too hot?"

"Because, duh, dummy, today is Nude Day. Today...