With the ice having been broken by Nicci jerking off the first contestant in the big cock contest, the four bawdy leaders of the Fun Flock busied themselves with eating, drinking and their typically raucous chatter.

They talked about kids and husbands and/or lesbian partners that drove them nuts. They talked about annoying work or the lack thereof. They talked about bitches that bugged them online, items they liked at HomeGoods and flowers they bought at Costco. They laughed and gossiped and vented about every little thing that popped into their nutty brains. All four of them had gotten buzzed, happy, and relaxed at a rapid pace.

Sooner than any...