Broke but horny, a man beds a woman in the cemetery on Halloween and makes his best friend jealous.

"What do you wanna do tonight Dave?"

"I dunno," said Larry with shrug and looking over at his friend. "What do you feel like doing?"

"To be honest," said Dave with a yawn. "I'm dead tired, dead tired. I have absolutely no energy," he said yawning again. "I feel like the walking dead," said Dave. "I don't feel like doin' anything today, absolutely nothin'."

"Me too. I need a shot of adrenaline," said Larry yawning too. "For some reason, I'm always dead tired too but it's Halloween," said Larry. "If only...