University isn't really built for developing and maintaining discipline. Oh, they'll TELL you it is but it's a pretty lie. In truth it's built for screwing up those people who don't have discipline. If you have it you'll sail through as long as you study and have a halfway decent memory. If you lack even one of those - discipline, study or memory - then unless you can pick them up on the way you're pretty much screwed. And not in the good way.

But one thing university does impart, if you're even slightly social, is a knowledge of the best clubs.

Go on, tell me that's not ironic, because...