"Me too. He's a bit young still but he's cute." I drink from the can I'm holding in my free hand. "Dane's so boring," I add.

She's not expecting this and I know it. The two statements don't mesh properly in her head but that's okay because I did it intentionally. She looks at me, wrinkling her nose up in confusion. It's cute.

"Huh?"

"He's boring. I mean, can you remember the last time he even had a girlfriend, let alone brought someone home?" I sigh. It's a deep, affected sigh. It's fake and over the top and it makes Sandy giggle, which was the goal, so I'm satisfied.

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