Keith

The hum of the phone buzzed against my desk, slicing through the low thrum of late-night stillness in the room. I shoot a quick glance at the voicemail light before picking up.

“Jace,” I say, voice low. No greeting. “Glad to see I’ve finally made it on your extensive to do list.”

“Until you’ve suddenly grown a pair of tits, you'll never get on it.”

“So the enormous cock is cool though. You're more experimental than in.? I thought,” I quip.

“Just so you know, I'm giving you a stiff double bird.” There's a nose on the other end of the phone like he's going through the fridge. “So...