. The document had the logo and name of a lawyer. This meant that Klaus meant it to be legally binding.

“CONTRACT AGREEMENT BETWEEN SERA PARKER MASON AND KLAUS JARED LIVINGSTONE

Party A hereby refers to Klaus Livingstone and Party B refers to Sera Mason.

It is hereby agreed that Party A and Party B will read and understand the clauses of this agreement and then sign under it.

It is hereby agreed that:

Party B will always answer the phone when Party A calls failure to which the following or one of the following punishments will be meted to her.

1.1 pole dance for Part A

1.2 do yoga...