"Report" is a loud voice flying outside the door in the classroom of class one or two.
everyone's eyes in the classroom gathered at the door. There were handsome women with scornful eyes, ugly women with crazy eyes, invincible women with adoring eyes, and people who had seen short men kick into swords.
"teacher, my name is Sima Yuntian. It's a freshman transferred to Guangfu University who has been assigned to class one or two. Please take good care of it. " In everyone's different eyes, Sima Yuntian made a simple self introduction at the door.
the teacher was stunned for a long time. He thought: "Sima Yuntian" would be such a powerful name with a tall man. Unexpectedly, he was such a short and poor loser. As expected, people should not be judged by appearance or fame.
as a result, the teacher's dull eyes suddenly turned to disdain. "Oh, it's a new classmate. My family name is Zhang. You can call me Mr. Zhang later. Don't come to me when there's nothing wrong. Don't bother me when there's something wrong. Go ahead. There is an empty seat next to Huihui. You can take it for a while. "
following the direction of the teacher's fingers, Sima Yuntian raised his head and saw that there was an empty seat next to the girl lying on the table in the last row of the classroom, so he walked straight to it. As I walked, I watched the "Huihui" in my teacher's mouth. I thought of something else, but I just couldn't remember it. When he got to his seat and sat down, Sima Yuntian's face turned green in an instant. He was surprised: isn't this the girl he saw this morning? Such a familiar face, such a beautiful girl.
what a peaceful and moving sleeping face. The long and thick eyelashes are hanging quietly. The skin is like clotting fat. The small pink mouth seems to be open but not open. The beauty of Xizi is just like this. I don't know if I can drag her out at this moment. Can I really sink down and close the moon?
Sima Yuntian has used up all the words he has learned in his life. He still can't express the girl's appearance. This morning, that side has planted a root in his heart. Maybe it's the first time in his heart to judge a girl like this.
it's really boring in class. It's also necessary to rest when you always look at the eyes of beautiful women. Don't spoil your eyes. So Sima Yuntian began his required course sleep. Unconsciously, it's time to finish school. Sima Yuntian suddenly felt that someone was patting himself and shouting at him. He opened his eyes a little and was ready to lose his temper. But he saw a pair of beautiful pupils staring at him.
"Sima Yuntian, can you not sleep in class in the future? We are sleeping too. I can't sleep if you disturb me." Huihui said viciously.
"sister beauty, what do you mean by" let's sleep together "? Can't you be interested in me? I'll tell you, beautiful sister, if you are really interested in me, don't develop so fast. Let's make an appointment, have a meal, watch a movie, then hold a small hand and kiss a small one... " Sima Yuntian, who just woke up, found that he had a chance to flirt with beautiful women, and his mind became flexible in an instant. However, his voice didn't touch the ground. He just listened to the sound of "pa". Sima Yuntian woke up completely from his dream and stepped out of the dream with five red marks on his face.
"hooligan!" Huihui is angry and turns to leave.
"sister beauty, I'm wrong. Don't be angry. As a compensation, I'll treat you to dinner this noon." Sima Yuntian admits his mistake and runs to Huihui.
"who cares about your meal?" Huihuitou will not return.
"Huihui, are you rare for my meal?" At this time, a voice came from the door. Huihui and Sima Yuntian stop at the same time. After the words from the door fell, there were some disordered footsteps.
Sima Yuntian knows in his heart that these people are coming for him. It seems that they can't avoid fighting today. Just after I thought about it, a tall and white man came in from the door. He was the one who had suffered a loss in the morning.
"hahahaha, who am I? It turns out that it was the defeated general who What? " Sima Yuntian thought about it for a long time, then said with a laugh: "well, I have a bad brain. I forgot your name. Fang Zheng only knows that it's the old bitch."
at this time, Chengjian has become angry. In the morning, he lost face in front of so many people. Now he insults himself in front of the girl he loves. It's unbearable. As the saying goes: there is no need to bear. Thinking of this, Cheng Jianshou waved, and after seven or eight famous men rushed to Sima Yuntian, who was seven or eight meters away from him.
Sima Yuntian can't help but take off his coat and fold it and put it on the table. Then, learning from Bruce Lee's appearance, he jumped right in place. As he jumped, he stretched out an arm, and at the same time, he opened his palm and made a gesture of "you can come". Five or six men in the opposite side saw the situation, and the small flame in their hearts suddenly burned up, and rushed to Sima Yuntian with shouting and scolding.
the first person who rushed to "I Cao you uncle" yelled and punched directly. When he blinked his eyes, he couldn't see Sima Yuntian. Then he felt stuffy in his chest and pain in his stomach. He couldn't even cry out. Then he received a foot in his chest and flew back, bumping into the following person. This series of actions made the men more angry, and then rushed to surround Sima Yuntian in the middle.
at this time, on the other side of the classroom, there was a Scream: "Cheng Jian, you don't want to be shamed. Look at you. I will not die with you.".
Then came a more obscene voice than Sima Yuntian: "hum, stinky woman, please don't give it to you. Since you are so disobedient, I will Hum "then, holding Huihui, I will tear Huihui's clothes.
"help..."
"help..."
"pa" slapped Huihui in the face, "Stinky watch, be honest with me." After roaring this sentence, the corners of the mouth have begun to flow.
on Sima Yuntian's side, he was fighting with seven or eight men. But suddenly he heard Huihui's scream. His eyes immediately looked at Huihui's place where she was staying. He saw that Chengjian slapped Huihui, and the small flame in his heart immediately burned to the top of his head. He jumped lightly, held one hand in the palm of one person's hand, exerted a little force, and one hand was so useless. With the other hand close to the back of the person's head, push hard again and lift the knee to face the person's door. So, this man happened to be the tool Sima Yuntian used to put out the fire.
Sima Yuntian didn't care what the master asked him to do after seeing the sky road. Jump up, seven or eight meters away, so jump came to the sword behind. One hand grasps the wrist of the sword.
"Cao, whose grandmother doesn't have such a long eye and doesn't see that I'm busy? Get out of my way. " Cheng Jian doesn't know who is behind him. He wants to break away from the hand that holds his wrist and continue his business. But the hand remained unmoved.
"I Cao..." Cheng Jian is impatient. He turns his head. He's shocked. He's still thinking, "isn't this kid surrounded by the people he brings? What's going on? " Then turn around to see their own people, only one can not afford to fall, the rest although there is no damage, but also showed a stunned appearance. "You guys, hurry up and beat this kid to death," he said, waving to some big men in a panic.
"Cheng Jian, are you a fucking man or not? Ah, what's more hateful is that your grandma beat a woman. What's more hateful is that your grandma beat a woman I fell in love with at first sight. What's more hateful is that your grandma beat a woman I love My future woman, you have violated my limit, you are dead After that, Sima Yuntian blinks at Chengjian, spits out his tongue, and then when Chengjian stares at Sima Yuntian, Sima Yuntian's knee doesn't know it's right to rest on Chengjian's belly. Then the left hand pulls the sword's left hand, suddenly pulls, the right hand does not know when to change the fist has made the belly of the sword deformed.
Sima Yuntian looses his sword and falls to the ground as Chengjian answers. Sima Yuntian takes his coat from the table and comes to Huihui and covers her.
"Huihui, are you ok! Is your face OK? Let me see if I can help you? " As he spoke, he stroked Huihui's face. "Nothing "Is it OK?" maybe it's the first time to touch the opposite sex. Sima Yuntian may be incoherent, and he forgot to take his hand off, but he always stroked Huihui's cheek with a lascivious smile.
"what are you doing? If you touch people's faces like this, they will soon become small apples. " Huihui blushed, lowered her head quietly and said shyly.
"it's OK, Huihui. You're my little apple..." (everyone vomiting and fainting at the moment) Sima Yuntian's heart was in full bloom and couldn't help singing.
"ouch, it's killing me." On the other side, the fallen Cheng Jian woke up and began to moan. At this time, Sima Yun, the genius, woke up from the spring dream and said to Huihui, "Huihui, your face still hurts! It's OK, my husband will help you get revenge! " Patted Pai Hui Hui, although Hui Hui heart ten thousand unwillingness, but already had no redundant strength to refute Sima Yuntian.
then, Sima Yuntian went to Chengjian and crouched down. He raised his hand and slapped it on the sword's face. "You shouldn't hit a woman with this slap.". "Pa pa" another slap, "this slap is the woman you shouldn't hit me", "pa pa pa..." Two minutes later, a man-made pig head was born.