“Yeah-huh! It’s Lily! What now?!” I said getting in his face.

He smiled and kissed me. I quickly pull back.

“What is up with’ chu always tryna seduce me?! Huh, whity?!” I asked with an attitude and dumb accent.

He chuckled, “I don’t try to seduce you, Mexi-melt.”

“Mexi-melt! So you tryna be racist against my Mexicans now too?! You can kiss my black ass!” I started looking away.

“Your ass isn’t even black.” He pointed out.

“How do you know? I could’ve burned it in the sun or sat on a stove or oh, I don‘t know HIRED SOMEONE TO PAINT MY ASS BLACK! You never know!” I said,...