A few days later…

Mia’s monotonous week was weighing on her. Only her time bonding with nature seemed to give her some relief from the mind-numbing boredom that had become her daily life. She sat at the local park after a run, curled up under her favorite tree, wondering what her new friend, Fake Cyrus, was doing. She hadn’t heard from him in a few days and got curious if he was thinking about her now too.

Opening her Twitter account, she sent a message.

MissMia: What up, Fake Cyrus? Have you found another hot girl to harass? Can’t talk to you buddy Mia anymore. I’m crushed.

A few minutes...