‘@I love Willa with all my heart: Gillian, that Vixen is such a pathetic slut. How dare she refuse to attend her sister's wedding because she's interested in her brother-in-law? Did she even take a glimpse in the mirror? If I were her, I'd hang myself with a piece of tofu! So disgusting!

@Willa is a pure goddess: For such a disgusting and ugly, inhumane vixen like Gillian, she truly deserves to marry a retard like Augustus. Two bad people; heaven is willing to join them both.

@Willa is the mother of my children: Willa is such a pure angel; I'm willing to die to get just a smile from...