To the bathroom, I went, grabbing my toothbrush and positioning in front of the mirror to brush my teeth. The paste was there and so I just put it on my toothbrush and began to scrub it back and forth on my teeth. I felt the need to scrub as hard as I could since I didn't have my bath the night before either. You'd have thought I was fighting a great battle against my teeth.

I got done and tossed the toothbrush on the rack in the bathroom, from whence I had picked it up and began to take off my clothes. As was customary, I threw the clothes...