I looked up at him, and he seemed to be smirking at my comment. "Sorry sweetie, it's just... I don't want to be crude, but you're huge! How do you walk around with this thing?!"

He laughed a bit. "It's not easy, but I guess I'm just used to it by now."

"I can't believe I never knew... Was it always this big?"

"I mean, not always, but ever since I was probably in middle school I've known that I had... more than most boys."

"I think you might have more than ALL boys..." As I continued discussing the size, I could see the shaft ever so slowly inflating, and...