Growing up, my parents didn't seem to be very loving with each other, and I never heard them having sex or anything. We lived in a pretty rural area, and so my parents would often purchase certain necessities in bulk. One big trip to Costco was easier than going into town every time we ran out of this or that. I remember one time my mom said she needed to get my dad new clothes, and was picking out white t-shirts and socks and whatnot. Just the boring stuff.

Once we got to the underwear, I realized I didn't know much about men's underwear. Boxers, briefs, tighty whities... I started...