"Cross my heart and hope to die, welcome to my dark side." -

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*Lilac*

Do you know what happens when your very hot husband whom you haven't seen for two weeks decides to come home? Especially when he is looking so rugged in a cargo pants and a button down white shirt? You don't? Well, here is the thing. Your brain freezes. Your heart goes into a fucking overdrive, and you completely loose it.

"Hi." Fucking hell. Who says hi in a situation like this? Me, definitely. There is silence. Thirty seconds of traitorous silence, until I see his lips twitch and then he bursts into a full blown...