"So, I was thinking...” Elizabeth said as she walked up to me while I was at my locker. "You need to get a girlfriend."

I raised my eyebrow and looked at her. "Why?"

"Because people have been doubting you being the love expert," Elizabeth said.

"People need to mind their own business," I said. "Besides, it's not my fault people come to me for advice. If I want a girlfriend, I'll get a girlfriend."

"Do you want one?" Elizabeth asked. "Because there's a girl I know who will be the perfect match for you."

I sighed. "Please stop talking about me having a girlfriend. I already have to listen to...