"You have no idea how much I appreciate what you're offering her," she said. She winked and whispered, "If I were a few years younger, I might even make you an offer nearly as vulgar as the one that my daughter propositioned you with."

I ran my eyes down over her body and said, "You're a beautiful woman. I'd entertain any offer that you're willing to make."

She batted my shoulder and whispered, "You're wicked."

I kissed Kelsey on the forehead and said, "Alright, now. Straighten your face up, little girl." Looking at Mary, I asked, "Do you need a ride back to the shelter? I assume she needs to...