"I laid down some pretty stern rules," I told her. "I'm basically planning to treat her like she's our daughter. All boyfriends have to be approved by us and no sleepovers."

"She agreed to that?" she asked.

I nodded and said, "Her mom seemed much more comfortable with the idea of her moving in after that discussion."

"I could see that," she said. "You're not just gorgeous, you're also smart."

"... and, here, I thought you just wanted me for my body," I replied.

She giggled and kissed me again. She fixed her skirt and released me.

"I need a napkin or something," she said. "Your baby-batter is running down...