"But my boobs aren't gigantic," I said. My boobs are fine, thank you, but they'd never be mistaken for Mrs. Sakagawa's in a million years.

"Yeah, so that made it kinda difficult," he said. "It was easier to think that Mrs. Sakagawa was my girlfriend, which is you in reality, rather than thinking that you, my girlfriend in reality, was Mrs. Sakagawa...if that makes sense?"

"Not really," I said. "And I'm your fiance, not your girlfriend."

"I know, but she didn't," he said. "So I started calling her my girlfriend just to go along with it."

"Right, ok," I sighed. With everything else that happened, I didn't see the point...