"Listen, if we're engaged, that means you can skip the parts well you tell me how sexy another woman's body is," I said, annoyed.

"Sorry, I'm just trying to be honest," he said. "And I didn't want you to think I was pretending when I was showering her with compliments about her body. I want to be honest with you."

"Yeah, yeah, can we just move on?" I said. He nodded.

"She sat down and I washed her back first like she had with me," he said. "Then I reached around her to wash her front. That was a little awkward because to reach around her, I had to get...