What did his wife and friend do?

Enjoy..

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YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

"You do not want to know" is a phrase that I used once and it came back to haunt me when my wife used it on me.

This happened several years ago, shortly after we were married. My wife Jen and I had a nice two-story home. A good friend of ours, Kevin was visiting for a few days enroute to a business meeting. Nothing unusual about that. He came in one evening, was staying a day and then would leave the next day. It would be a work day for me.

In the morning,...