I wanted to say that I'm just a loser. But no. You can easily add the adjective “stupid” to this status. Yesterday's virgin decided to portray a skilled geisha with many years of experience in seducing men. I never even flirted with guys, and then I started making eyes at a psychopath. Surprisingly, after that, the handsome man only poured tea.

Alex dragged Alice and me into the next room. Like Hercules, he entered the room. Only instead of the skin of a Nemean lion, he held the helpless carcasses of slaves by the manes.

Do you know why I love long hair so much? he turned to me. “You...