"Silvia Starling changes roles and goes from singer to porn star."

　　Yeah, just revel in that for a moment.

　　"The 25 year old mom-to-be reportedly shot and released an adult video on the Internet for all to see. What we don't understand though is why Mr. Millionaire, Austin Cruise wasn't alongside her in the film. Is this setting the couple up for a multi-million dollar divorce?"

　　I hope so.

　　The only reason I was watching this was because Austin stormed over to my apartment and demanded that I do so. I sure did get a kick out of this.

　　"Ok, well," I tried to calm his raging temper tantrum. "If...