Sebastian Crown

"Where were you?" The round busybody Lady asked as I stepped into the house. She had her hands crossed in front of her, making her chest look bigger than normal. How on earth she managed to walk with a chest like that is beyond me.

I glared at her, "none of your goddamn business."

She gasped glaring at me, "language young man."

I rolled my eyes at her, bending down to take off my shoes. Holding them up in my hands, I walked in. This is a complete waste of energy, I'd have walked in with my dirty shoes just to spit her but then she'd report to...