I chuckled back, "I do have strong swimmers." Pull a prank if you want me to declare you the "next me," but if it gets you expelled from college, it's all your fault.

His hands were clapped collectively. “Deal.”

Even my desire to continue playing practical jokes on others had diminished. I was maturing. Since I was the first of my type and no one else was as good at what I could do, it wasn't their fault that I had a good time. I simply had a knack for making people laugh.

From the kitchen, I brought my protein drink with me. Spotting Jordan was reading from a manilla...