It was too late to point the finger at me. I had on my clothes and was leaving.

My hole, a finger, and some lubrication were my companions.

“Hey! As I walked into the home, one of the frat brothers laughed and said, "Just heard about the prank you perpetrated in the locker room. "You better not treat me like that."

I winked at him and said, "Don't worry, if I do it to one of you, I'll make sure to do it to you all. It was real. I wouldn't single out any one person. Everyone was fair game, but Jordan was a mess since his parents had told...