"I'm taking my son with me and my decision is final!" Mrs. Smith said, hitting the doctor's desk.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith sat at the doctor's office. The doctor looked from the man to his divorced wife and knew there was no way the two could have been under the same roof and still have peace, their divorce was for a good cause.

But what the doctor doesn't understand is how they ever ended up in bed or even settled in a marriage that lasted long enough to conceive and give birth to their son in the first place. They are like cats and dogs. 

"Well, let me just give...