When I looked around, they were all saying, "Yank!" And since I was accustomed to them talking shit, I wasn't bothered at all. However, what happened today will be the focus of their gossip.

As I made my way to the changing room, I properly covered myself with the dashing, young-appearing man coat.

I changed into my old clothes, which had already been soiled by coffee and baby urine.

I slowly exited the changing room since I didn't want to miss any steps in order to avoid falling because that would be embarrassing.

I took extra precaution to minimize running into anyone because if they asked me why I wasn't...