I play a round of Grand Theft Auto with Jamie and head out. The next stop is lunch with Misty at her place. When I get to her house, she is waiting at the door for me, holding her little Maltese puppy, Jojo. That dog is a nightmare. It humps everyone and everything.

“Hey, sexy mama.” I wink at her. "Looking good."

Misty blushes, waving me off. “Stop being a flirt. Get your sexy ass in here. What brings you by?”

“Wit... Is your dog going to hump me?”

“No, he's not. I got him a stuffed animal and now he just humps that. That dog is more of a...