**CHERYL**

It later went without saying that my weekend was a total bomb.

Gwen and Mr. Creep went out of their way to christen everywhere with their fluids —if you get what I mean. So let's just say I spent the entire weekend locked up in my room with my headphones around my ears the entire time.

Early enough on Monday morning, I drafted and sent a letter to Mia telling her to send it to Damien. It was a letter stating that I was taking the day off for personal reasons.

Ha! Personal reasons were not far from me developing PTSD after seeing Mr. Creep butt naked. And I...