"Dadda whele isshhh mamma" asked a baby..

"Yesshh dadda whele isshh mamma" asked another baby.

"Your mamma is living in the sky baccha.. she is the brightest star" replied the man..

"Baccha it's high time you should marry someone" said lady..

"I don't want to marry mom" replied the man.

"Atleast for the sake of your kids"said the lady helplessly..

"No mom i can handle my kids alone.." replied the man and left..

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Other side of the earth ..

A girl is partying with their friends..

"So you are going india tomorrow" asked one of her friend..

"Yess finally india after 5years" she replied and smiled...

Suddenly A boy came and proposed that girl..

"Sorry dude but i already gave my heart to someone" she said and turned towards her friends and started dancing..

"So shadi kab (so marriage when?)" asked one of her friends.. she spit her vodka..

"Wtf duh shadi aur main hahahah kya mazak hai (marriage and all what a joke)" she laughed..

"But you love someone na then " asked her another friend..

"Huhh yeah i love someone..but he doesn't love me" she replied.."and this shadi (marriage) and all is not my cup of tea.."she drank her vodka..