‘Mature … as always, London.’ Alexi raises his brow right back and I cave immediately. Both with the snide remark and the use of that not cute, ever fucking irritating pet name he likes to use on me when he is being a prick. Temper that has been brimming inside all this time just explodes with that little superior fucking put down, and all my hatred and loathing is right back in his face.

‘Why don’t you do us all a favour and go fuck yourself??’ I scream at him, losing my cool and letting loose.

‘Why? When I can just fuck with you! It’s way more fun and not...