"Jeremy, where did you put my phone? I can't find it"

"I have it with me. Come on let's go" Jeremiah yelled. He was two seconds away from storming upstairs and carrying her out. She kept changing her dress saying how fat they made her look and he let her because she was pregnant but he was losing his patience. They were already an hour late to their own baby shower courtesy of Zoe and Chloe.

The twins had insisted on throwing them one because according to them, he owed them a wedding. Never mind that he'd remarried Jennifer and she'd made them bridesmaids. Apparently they wanted a big, splashy...