JAMAL.

  "Guys, I'm done with girls. I'm officially joining the gay train." Joshua announces as soon as he walks into our VIP room in the club we regularly visit.

Up here, the loud music wasn't as disturbing and as irritating as it was downstairs and we also got the best of the best treatment and the best girls. The club also happened to belong to Joshua's elder step brother, who we happen to like, well, we, except Joshua who hates every member of his family.

  "Says the same guy who loves women more than he loves his grass. Okay sure, we believe you." Dave replies jokily and I chuckle.

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